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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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