Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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