Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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