- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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