Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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this website is a bad joke

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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