A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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