- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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