John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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