- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

In soviet Russia...things are different

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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