What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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