What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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