- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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