- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

The chickens have become self-aware!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

men's rights activists

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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