- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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