Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Bitch

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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