I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's white and gluey Glue

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

why does the man appear fat he is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Horse.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Women deserve equal rights.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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