What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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