- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

knock knock go away

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Neither have I

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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