Why did the chicken cross the road...

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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