- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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