what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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