- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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