- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Japan

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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