So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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