There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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pudding

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Anti Joke

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