What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Take wrong turns

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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