If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Take wrong turns

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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