- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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