- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Poker face

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Jack Stevens

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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