- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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