- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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