Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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