- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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