Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Hello

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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