- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a black man walks out of popeyes

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