- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why dont they make black forks

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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