- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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