- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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