A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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