How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Black people stink of shite!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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