- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Indians

Knock, knock. Come in.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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