A guy walks into a bar

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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