Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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