why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Anti Joke

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