how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What page are you on The gay page.

Anti Joke

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