- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A blonde dies Lololol

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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