- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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