- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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