What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What would u like to drink?

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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