What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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