- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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