What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

4 hours later.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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