- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Knock knock.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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