Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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