- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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