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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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