- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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If life gives you lemonade.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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