- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Trump will make America great again.

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