Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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