- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Obama = ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

No it doesnt..

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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