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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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