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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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