- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's 1+1? 69.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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