- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A young baby died.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

school homewrok

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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