- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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