- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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