- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

White men's rights

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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