A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does? 42

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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roy g biv

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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