- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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