Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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