what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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