I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man died.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what is the world worst joke? this one

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Black people stink of shite!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why do fat people commit suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats gay and american? a gay american

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops