- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

God is real.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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