- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what's white and sticky semen

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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