- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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