- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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