I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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