Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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ask me if im a door yes

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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womens rights

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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