- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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