How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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