Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Eric is gay Ha

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Rylan Clark

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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