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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

someone called someone else a frog

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

roses are red poo is poo

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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