- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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