- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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