- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A young baby died.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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