So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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My peni s

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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