What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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