- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I'm Polish.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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