Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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