What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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