- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

i like it in the mouth

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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