Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How old are you? 7

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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