Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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