there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Oh, right

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1+2 = 6

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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