- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Nobody cares maddie!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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