- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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