I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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