- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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