- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How old are you? 7

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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