How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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