- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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