- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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