- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Your're racist.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

knock knock? come in

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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