Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Im taking a shit right now.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

My spelling is horrible

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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