Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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