- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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