What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

360 NO SCOPE

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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