- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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