- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's funny? Women's rights.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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