A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Anti Joke

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