- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Water? I hardly know her.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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