whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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