What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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