What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A Serbian Film

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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kieran is a homosexual

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