- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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