- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's up? Your time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Where's my baby??

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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