Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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