I asked her where you were.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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