What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A storm be brewin!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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