- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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