- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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