Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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