How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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