Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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