Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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There's my tractor.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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