Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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