A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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