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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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