- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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