Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Your mother just died.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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I <3 Hitler

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

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