Women's professional sports

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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