- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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