- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9/11 my birthday

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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