Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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