Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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