- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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