- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

All of these jokes are about white people

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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