How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats a joke

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

this website is a bad joke

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

i saw amango it splootered

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

how do you call someone? use a phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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