Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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you see theres this guy.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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