THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your're racist.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

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