What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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