A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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