Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

guess what? bannanas

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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