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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

someone called someone else a frog

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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