- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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