- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

dat shoe shine tho

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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