Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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