what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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