- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

hey guys im gay

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Justin Bieber

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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