- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Men's rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

womans rights...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why dont they make black forks

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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