A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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