A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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