- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

quantum physics?

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

if you don't like this you're gay

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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